Why is it so difficult to find someone within 50 miles to give orgasms to?
Tell me, why is the Geico gecko from England (one of the whitest places on earth mind you)??? Pretty sure gecko’s are tropical creatures which means that he’d be hispanic. So, why does this fucking gecko have a British accent and not a Carribean or Central/South American accent?
Because then the person hired to play the Gecko might not be white. That’s why. Oh, and it’s because of the American’s inherit hatred of anything and anyone brown and Spanish Speaking.
That is why Geico is racist, white privilege.
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THE FUCKING GECKO IS AUSTRALIAN YOU FUCKING TWAT. GUESS WHAT’S IN AUSTRALIA SHIT CUNT? FUCKING GECKOS. I SWEAR MATE YOU MUST BE FUCKING DUMB.
Actually CJ (does that stand for Cis Jerk?), why out of all the countries a Gecko lives in it has the be the White Australian…the ONLY primarily white country a gecko lives? Riddle me that straight boy.
So I stumbled upon another SJW blog and I had to stop before I drove myself into a rage.
I mean no homolytic cleavage. I’m taking all these fucking electrons.
- shecanflyyy said: Do you have anything against male teachers? The college I went to has a FANTASTIC teaching program and it’s about 40% male. And males, especially elementary, get jobs easier (and even more if they were college athletes). Thoughts?
I’ll be honest, I think it’s fuckign dangerous to let men teach and be around kids that young. Once the kids hit 18 a man can teach, like be a college professor, bu any younger there’s a risk he’ll molest and/or rape his students and take serious advantage of them.
Look at that case in Montana.
I’m actually astonished that men haven’t been banned from teaching ANYONE ANYTHING for the past, you know, forever.
The insanity continues this week on Vag of Honor
Ah yes bring up my vagina. You know you want it.
You’re so vain you probably think this text post is about you, don’t you, don’t youuuuuu?
me avoiding getting a ticket
You don’t have to fuck a cop. I just usually cry and they let me go with a warning. lol.
Might as well use the patriarchy to your advantage or something blah blah blah.
Lesbian and Gay Rights in the World
Yes, “fuck Russia”, but never mind the countries with death penalties and imprisonment for being gay.
Ah, the internet.
Probably one of the greatest psychological experiments ever created, allowing people to reinvent society through the (almost) impenetrable power of anonymity. And since K and I usually do our damnedest to throw text-based punches against the mean-spirited, it seems only fair that we knock around the internet puritans a little bit, too. Or as it was better put:
“I detest what you write, but I would give my life to make it possible for you to continue to write.” - Voltaire, probably. The internet fights about that, too. Is nothing sacred? You still get the idea.
I seriously have to figure out if I wanna get my abortion this week or next week. Currently in the process of getting on fucking medicaid.
A swear if this person is for real, I wish I knew who they were so I could call medicaid personally about this shit.